Нови методи за сигурност
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I suppose most of the people are aware of the standard security practices. Namely - passwords, keys, alrms, CCTV, fingerprints and such stuff. Today i will inform you of a new direction in biometric security. Biometry is something you are (fingerprint, voice, iris) or in the current case (ass, rectum). New startup has developed a new system for biometric identification, based on anal probe. Yes you are reading correct … anal probe. You just have to shove it up your ass and it will tell if this is you or not. Well … if you are not recognized … it starts to vibrate and enlarge … groovy, or maybe wanted side effect, especially for girls, and gays. From now i am officially stating If such thing comes closer to me (understand my office) i am taking my stuff and moving back to the vilage where i will breeed animals and take care of the land.
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