In Fire We Trust

Today as i am working my fisrt day at the new work, suddenly i feel urged to drink coffee. Well but in the office there is only a vending machine and not a real coffee maker. And we started to think funny things … we had the following ideas for windows based coffee maker. (For MS hounds: i am the first to write such thing, so don’t dare try to steal it. The site has a strict license). Now by the numbers:

• You will be able to exactly dose your coffee - well by passing trough about 40 menus, but you can do it, right.
• You will be able to exactly dose your sugar - and only with 3 clicks … with your credit card, isn’t it awesome.
• You will be able to perfectly regulate the temperature of your coffee - if the feature starts to work at all.
• The coffee maker will automatically learn about new types of coffee - but will forget the old ones or will claim that you’ve never drank such stuff.
• Every time you switch the coffee you will have to unplug it and plug it back - but of course … so it can recognize the new coffee.
• You will have to buy a special guarddog for it - to keep the cockroaches out of it.
• You will have to pay every month - so you can have the greatest finely crushed chocolate flakes over the foam of your spanish mocachino with cinamon.
• If you were short on money and were able to buy only the home model but not the professional - there is absolutely no chance to get cream or milk in your cup.
• If you succeeded in finding the secret unlocking button - over the next update of the coffee beverages, the coffee maker will start to claim that you are not the rightfull owner, and also will start to threaten you with stopping forever. For a starter it will cut the coffee and start to pour only hot water.

That’s all for now, if you have any ideas … post them in the comments.