10 Aug
Истините от живота!
- I’m nobody, nobody’s perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
- If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway.
- War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
- Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say…
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
- The best of proverbs:
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough! - Living on Earth may be expensive…but it includes an annual free trip around the sun…
- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
- ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY! So what? Who’s in a hurry?
- Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
