In Fire We Trust

Предупреждение … следва виц. Не се хилете много :)
В самолет летят инженер и програмист. Инженерът спи, а програмистът се чуди, какво да прави. Накрая сръгва с лакът инженера и казва:
- Искаш ли да играем на въпроси и отговори. Ще си задаваме въпроси и който не може да отговори, ще дава по пет лева на другия.
Инженерът [...]

Така известната група Фатални Мозъчни Изкривявания издаде своят втори сингъл “Рестартирай Ме”. Подробности на техният полунеофициален сайт Група ФМИ - “Рестартирай ме”
А за предният им сингъл Група “ФМИ” - Пилотен сингъл или както иначе е известен “2 гигабайта”.
Забавлявайте се.

It’s mother and a piglet - Майка му и прасе.
Lord two hands to me bestowed to drive into my own behind - Господ две ръце ми даде, да си ги завра отзад.
Butt head erases - Гъз глава затрива.
As if captured from the woods - Като хванат от гората.
Pollinate me - Oпраши ме.
Has finished her with [...]

Some questions and answers from/to kids. Please don’t fall off the chair.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is [...]

Every year in the last friday of july all the System Administrators around the world celebrate their holiday. The day of the System Administrator.
This is a day in which the normal users should show their love for the system administrators. Just remember how many times you have cursed your computer and how everything got fixed [...]

We kindly present you Heli or otherwise known as Heliana Velinova (if i mistyped the name please don’t kill me). Edditor in a computer magazine and quite interesting person. Today as i was browsing decided to look trough the pictures she had shared with the world and guess what …

I like this picture very very [...]

Do you know what blackout is? By common knowledge it is the process of darkening a city against bombardment, but not only this. It could mean a loss of memmory for a certain perioud of time. And today i just vanished for about half an hour. I don’t know what happened to me but i [...]

Only few hours after Apple’s iPhone has been launched for sale, the good guys from AnandTech already have it disected so we won’t be tempted to. All in all the phone looks sturdy, a bit massive, and it is almost impossible to get disassembled. It looks like there are no plans in repairing it, which [...]

Today as i was surfing i stumbled on HumanForSale site. There they calculate how much are you worth. It was fun (despite the fact that the test is for americanz). In the end after some googling, to get the questions right, the site said that i am worth $2,015,250. Quite good, isn’t it. Now i [...]

Горе долу това беше репликата в понеделник. Само за статистиката, печелившите са 3-ма, шефа, секретарката и чистачката. Всички останали (разработчици, админи) са уволнение, разкарани, shafted … Просто фирмата закрива българският клон. Весело нали. Това беше просто перфектната новина за започване на седмицата. А имаше даже 4 дни почивка.
И сега какво … след 3 години работа [...]